Taoism:

Shit happens.

Confucianism:

Confucius says "Shit happens."

Buddhism:

If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen:

What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism:

This shit has happened before.

Islam:

If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism:

If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism:

Let shit happen to someone else.

Judaism:

Why does this shit always happen to us?

Calvinism:

Shit happens because you don't work.

Creationism:

God made all shit.

Capitalism:

That's MY shit.

Communism:

It's everybody's shit.

Impressionism:

From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Atheism:

I don't believe this shit.

Altruism:

Want some shit?

Nihilism:

Everything is shit.

Fundamentalism:

If shit happens, they deserve it.

Agnosticism:

What is this shit?

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This document describes the setup needed to run Apache with SSL encryption. It is based on a Debian woody/sarge installation, but should work with other Linux/Unix systems as well. The approach shown here is using the command line only. You can use graphical tools such as TinyCA if you like that better.

Requirements

Under Debian, the following packages have to be installed via apt-get:

• apache-ssl
• openssl
• libapache-mod-ssl (will automatically be installed by apache-ssl)

The SSL certification process consists of three basic steps:

• If not done already, create a certificate authority (CA), which we will use to sign our own certificate.
• Create a new certificate request
• Sign the request with our ...
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