- Taoism:
- Shit happens.
- Confucianism:
- Confucius says "Shit happens."
- Buddhism:
- If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
- Zen:
- What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism:
- This shit has happened before.
- Islam:
- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Catholicism:
- If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism:
- Let shit happen to someone else.
- Judaism:
- Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Calvinism:
- Shit happens because you don't work.
- Creationism:
- God made all shit.
- Capitalism:
- That's MY shit.
- Communism:
- It's everybody's shit.
- Impressionism:
- From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
- Atheism:
- I don't believe this shit.
- Altruism:
- Want some shit?
- Nihilism:
- Everything is shit.
- Fundamentalism:
- If shit happens, they deserve it.
- Agnosticism:
- What is this shit?
Religion shit list June 30, 2005
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